No cigarette in 13.5 hours

I'm considering walking outside where people throw cigarettes on the ground, no I'm not, yes I am. Ok, I've decided the government doesn't want people to quit smoking because if they did, they would allow you to sell one cigarette at a time. Sometimes you need just one, even two to make it through the rough spots. If you get a whole pack which is what you must do to get one if you've already looked around in the parking lot and at the bottom of every local trashcan to no avail, then you will just probably start back at the beginning. My head is tingling. Could this be from lack of cigarette or from the fake "no nicotine" plastic things I'm puffing on at the moment? Hmmmmm, they really should have rehab centers for nicotine. I would start one of my own but insurance wouldn't pay which is stupid because do you know how many diseases smoking causes? It even stirs up the acid reflux if you didn't have it or had only a mild case, smoking will aggravate it and most other stomach conditions. 13.5 hours but I am already breathing better...weird. I still need at least a 3 day rehab. 2 weeks would be ideal. I need nicotine rehab. This is harder than you think.